Random Thoughts05 Jun 2009 02:09 am
If you find portions of my writing style on this blog hard to understand, overly complicated, different then my writing style elsewhere or just generally outside the realm of normal blogging; It’s not because I’m trying to hide something, trick you, cover up a lack of experience, or prevent you from learning the technique. In fact I’m not blogging at all. I’m writing pseudocode.
Thanks for understanding,
-Fishy Eli
You are the man!
You know your SEO dont you, where do you get this type of information?
Guess you douche bag !
How come you removed comments on your Java chat post? So people can’t report it is loaded with a trojan? Real classy, now stop screwing with me.
I can barely blog normally let alone pseudocode
are you serious ?
Ya you right @Earn $100 Per Day with PPC..
Or is this post itself … a trick…?
No I don’t think so. Its not you have negative thinking. how you can say this.
“how you can say this”
If you are going to blog spam can you please go to the ‘Mumbai School of Queens English Blog Spamming Course’ and sign up.
Thank You.
What I did when a programmer stole my custom made script: “Sued ‘yo code”
Not hard to read - just want more…
Eli,
I love your posts. I was shocked 2 see two in 2 days. Ready for a meaty one to sink my teeth in. Good to see you haven’t forgot about bluehat.
Keep it up man. Eli for president.
If you’re writing psuedocode, which I agree you are, you are being totally transparent, I guess some of your critics don’t get that.
pseudocode is a perfect description of your posts. Problem is those that have a hard time reading your posts don’t know code period. I love the pseudocode approach because it gives your content so much breadth. I plan on asking more questions about the ideas the “pseudocode” (not trying to spam that word) produce in my brain. Keep posting often. My office and I are all brand new fans because of the pseudocode! Sorry did I use that stupid word pseudocode again..
Thanks guys
Sorry for the worthless post. After 3 years of forums throwing theories around and speculative hating on something with such a rational explanation I figured I might as well just clear it up and get it out of the way.
Not worthless at all. Very valuable because sometimes you run so fast and write so briefly if we didn’t know you where doing “the Eli way”(pseudo) we may not stay focused. For real your tell it all in a short period of time while allowing every ones personal creativity to take over is a breath of fresh air! All I could hope for would be another blog that is as good, or more here. Where do you browse, and get your inspiration and ideas? Thats my question.
That is VERY easy to answer. We ALL see the fantastic things Humanity is capable of and then we see all the continuing bad things that are allowed to happen to not only people all of the world but with the planet itself. We can run cars without petrol - why isn’t it happening? We can stamp out poverty - why are there countries in Africa that have famines? Why in this modern World are we a lot more stupid than our ancestors? We have the potential and the capacity for MANY MANY MANY things and yet nothing much is done. We still have no cure for AIDS and yet we can find a way to spend BILLIONS on space research. I’m not attacking space research, aliens rock.
Why is there still AIDS while we go into space? Why do people engage in stupid activities that cause them to get AIDS? Answer, no matter how many smart people there are there will always be a huge supply of idiots. Nature had to figure out a way to get rid of some of them. Now I am not saying everyone who gets AIDS is an idiot but huge numbers of them sure the fuck are. So…. by by stupid fucks. The planet does not need the defective gene pool you represent. Nature will always find a way. When we have total control over nature and shit like AIDS can no longer happen guess what? WE ARE CERTAINLY FUCKED as there will be no more survival of the fittest, since every dumb fuck on the planet will live as long as the smarter of us and have much more influence = pollute the fucking gene pool and lower everyone down to their level. Said it before and I’ll say it again, man kind is no longer evolving but now is devolving. Degenerating back into lower forms of life. Sure it may take a few hundred thousand years but mark my words. Your great great great grand children will be fucking pond scum. All the pond scum now will bring us all down to their level soon enough. After all we are created equal right? Pond scum should be afforded all the rights and privileges that the smart hard working people now enjoy… right? Give me a fucking break…… Glad I won’t live to see it. Maybe fate will smile and before it plays out we will get another asteroid strike and finish it. Then who will survive? only those smart enough (NASA) to fly off this fucked planet in rockets. Think about this shit and have a nice fucking day.
I think the style of any posts you easy to understand.
moratmarit@ Great thinking dear keep it up!
Oh God…why. It is quite funny reading tho. Hey, how about a book on the finest blog spam comments…ooo feel a blog post coming on. It could even be linkbait
Don’t worry about it. You have your own style and creative mind and we like reading about it.
Well, the blog title is Advanced SEO Tactics right? LOL
I think its most suitable title for the post. If not do you have any name in your mind.
Works for me, fella.
I’m writing from Turkey. I like your writings.
It’s very nice that you ive writing the subjects about seo.
Just keep writing.
SEO,I love it,and I’m learning.
But can you write more interesting?HAHA
I really wanted to add this, I love your different style of blogging. It’s very funny to read and try to solve your post like a math problem. Your all posts have very rich content. You are not just another internet marketing blogger that say us “backlinks: add your website to 1000 directories. seo: title, keywords, comment spam: that’s ok!
money: take my e-book and you will earn $1000 in first week!”
You did not tell us another story. You gave us real things and real ideas. I’m now making around $15k monthly, and my all basic ideas from Blue Hat Seo.
That’s enough, you got it man, please post your articles more frequently.
happy.
many of them have a high amount of evidence to back them up. of course there are fakers such as the UFO example. two people are now going to court because they faked a video of flying saucers and they are most likely going to jail. believe it or not the government is taking this issue especially very seriously. look at area51 for example. it is the most secret military base in the world and it is believed to contain actual alien bodies in there. some are believed to be alive there.
pseudocode?? I am shocked Eli
This is not just a blog, is not only a post is much more than that. Thanks for sharing a little of your mind
I wouldn’t mind it. In my opinion, people have something in their minds which can be shared with each other. I usually can solve my problem because of this.
Hi, I am newbie here at this site. Its very interesting and informative so i am here. I thinks I got right place now thanks for sharing valuable info.
In it something is. I agree with you, thanks for an explanation. As always all ingenious is simple.
Hmm your doing it again! Covering up your cover ups! I’m too smart for your fishy ways!
I must admit that there are certain posts which have very advanced tactics. those are a bit difficult to understand.
I think that you should put up a poll on very important page and ask the readers if they have understood your post well. Then look in those polls and modify content for which you received the maximum negative opinions from poll.
I hope this is a scalable solution.
I don’t believe in those theories, but I know someone who KNOWS that the y/a community is plotting a conspiracy against them…
So fishy Eli is code for Eli’s a phisher. And here you were banning people on wf for the same thing! That’s it. I’m banning your ass.
Hehe, it seems you’ve got some complaints
. And it’s interesting to see that you actually care about them. Surely you can’t do much, and who doesn’t like the way you write your thoughts can always read some other blog. There’s a plenty of them just 2 clicks away.
The fact that my comments are hard to understand, overly complicated, different then my writing style elsewhere or just generally outside the realm of normal comments is not because I’m trying to hide something or trick you. In fact, I’m not commenting at all. I’m writing pseudocode.
lol
Your posts are fine - no worries!
I am writing from Jakarta, Indonesia. i have visited your site 3-4 times already. and i find it very interesting.
so keep going. don’t change the colour of your hat.
Eli,
You’re an SEO gangster. Screw anyone who can’t follow your lead. You’ve got an edge few people in the search marketing industry can match. Your writing style is sharp, entertaining, and wicked smart. don’t sweat the haters…
and keep up the rants.
you the man.
I agree!
You have always share useful tricks and update my knowledge thanks for this.
Allo Londres Ici Paris…;-)
I just wanted to let you know that I have been following this blog for about two weeks, including following the RSS and reading past posts. This is in the top five of my favorite SEO blogs.
This is a big secret. LOL.
I can understand.
Brilliant stuff If I knew what you were talking about? Ha ha
This is seriously the only blog I visit on a consistent basis.
Everything else on the web just makes me dumber.
Keep it up Eli.
This blog consistently digs deeper and explains more regarding SEO than any other blog I read.
Just keep the posts coming, but maybe a bit more frequent. Would like to see 1 per week…come on you can do it. Can you also delete out the spam comments - names like “earn $100 per day…” !!!!!
only thing i would like to know, is not concerning you writing style, but WHAT ist “blue hat” SEO I only have white hat, dont know where my black hat is oO
Awesome post. I hop you dont get any more stick for your writing style it seems fine for me
I cant believe anyone would not appreciate this site. It is so informative
Nothing wrong with your writing style Eli. In fact it’s kind of refreshing - not so serious yet very informative.
lol, you are too great to be true
Eli, I have to agree with Suzy. Its actually quite nice to read posts that just sound like you are listening to someone have a conversation.
Hi Eli. I am fan of yours.
I have small doubt on Page rank.
I have a domain with Zero posts, Zero backlinks. Just i have installed wordperss for that domain. Please tell me on what basis does google algorithm decides page rank?
If link building is the factor for PR, then why big domains ends with pr2 and pr3 even if they having some xxxxx backlinks. Example johnchow etc etc.
Google seems to be determining what page rank to give to your website by evaluating links from other websites that directly relate to your website. The more links that you can get from other sites that directly relate to your websites content the higher your PR score will be.
All links are good but they are not all created equal:
Backlinks Explanation Article
Some domains suffer from a Google pagerank penalty. John Chow’s website is one example—there have been a number of blog articles written on his site in particular, because of his black/grey-hat SEO methods obtaining backlinks.
Your comment is great dear!
Thanks for put up a great quistion.
What are you trying to hide from us and trick us for?
Excellent stuff. Maybe the detractors wont even be able to understand this?!
everyone have it own style, and you have a unique style..
i like your style and i like your pseudocode.
I know this is off topic, but is the chat working for anyone? I keep getting “unable to resolve server”…
The chat feature is working fine for me. I think the problem is on your end.
Well, you’re probably one of those few who spent a lot of money and time to get to the level of expertise you are at now.
How about this for a tip: try posting a technique the day after you’ve discovered it works
We promise not to saturise
this mans seo tips are the best ive come across on web
More should have your writing style. Most writing is dry and boring.
Thanks for being upfront on your blog Eli. You have so much information on how to become successful on building a blog with SEO you can’t go wrong.
i can’t get the chat to work
It is almost as impressive as if you could write SEO in Haiku form. That would be totally ninja!
Even though I have yet to put into play, any of your ideas, I aim for the day when I’ll be able to understand half of what you say :p
I didn’t know you were into conspiracy theories. Nice post.
nice post, i really intrest with this article
It is a nice design. I really enjoy.
Even though I have yet to put into play, any of your ideas, I aim for the day when I’ll be able to understand half of what you say :p Even though I have yet to put into play, any of your ideas, I aim for the day when I’ll be able to understand half of what you say :p Even though I have yet to put into play, any of your ideas, I aim for the day when I’ll be able to understand half of what you say :p Even though I have yet to put into play, any of your ideas, I aim for the day when I’ll be able to understand half of what you say :p
It is not a comment by you newman it just for joking ha ha.
Probably because their life’s are boring and conspiracy theories are entertainment. I can tell you UFO’s are real but no one knows what they are so they make up theories on what they could be.
Let us hunt u for job
Or are they, you can’t see it but I am winking in your direction.
You just write complicated and confused people
many of them have a high amount of evidence to back them up. of course there are fakers such as the UFO example. two people are now going to court because they faked a video of flying saucers and they are most likely going to jail. believe it or not
Some excellent posts and articles here.
Pseudocode, I need some lessons on that.
Can you learn that at uni?
For the first time on your blog, I don’t think I understand you.
You’re tips are too good for the masses!
I like your style, whether it’s pseudocode or not though I’m not sure.
it’s your own blog … you can do what you want to do… if others don’t understand you, they should ask ..
abiazka
That was so sincere
but that’s true, nobody wants to
revealing their secrets, especialy in SEO techniques
Many SEO professionals hide their SEO techniques. I appreciate how you share your ideas. As a result, people recognize your SEO expertise.
I like conspiracy theories me.
Hey so long as you deliver the SEO goods, in pseudo-code or anything other language that’s fine by me.
I had to look up what the word pseudocode means, I had never heard of the word before.
No need to explain Eli, just keep up the great work!
This the only blog I read lol and it’s fuckin awesome
pseudocode? Your writing in golden letters (every second post at least lol).
I must look carefully look, how You write right now, to see the difference.
I like your writing style very much So far. Everything makes sense.
Regards,
Jermaine
Your style of writing is totally up to you, it’s your blog! LOL. If noone understood what you were writing, then you wouldn’t have so many people coming back time and time again.
Eli I’m curious.. I can’t figure out why you are linking to the money tree scam page on Shoemoney in your footer. Always something to keep me puzzling you lol!
Hmm, there is something dodgy about this post.
hey!!!
when u gonna write u r next post.
Will u b ever start writing regularly again…
kindly tell me where else I can find u r wtiteups regarding anything on net…
waitin…
Your posts are great - and not understanding something makes it a whole lot more interesting!!! - just means we have to work harder for the info!!
I dont get this man (:-S)
You’re blog is really starting to grow on my. I like it when the writer doesn’t coddle you.
They believe because it’s a lot of fun to believe in them. People like a good story. What better story than a really big mystery that may actually be true?
Eli,
Whyd do you write in pseudocode?? You can write in better manner. I am awaiting for your new blogs.
Dear Sir,
It’s very great post i like it,
Thanx for it.
blogging so many things but still telling not blogging
its unfair
This is the first post that didn’t make any sense to me…
Conspiracy theories? My theory is that “Eli” is actually Matt Cutts.
I am newbie here at this site
Conspiracy theories…i’m trying to understand it
I find your writing style fine. Pseudocode is logical and structured so it makes sense to write like this. It stops you waffling and straying away from the subject in hand.
simple is beauty
great share
Thanks, useful info.
As a programmer I’m familiar with the term pseudocode. It simply means a structured, “top-level” way of presenting a concept, without all the details. I’d say you’re writing matches that (which isn’t a bad thing).
Not hart to understand. Keep writing.
There’s absolutely no problem in understanding your posts although the language is sometimes technical…Don’t worry keep them coming!
ah you are so selfish.
90% of the comments in that post are rofl
Keep doing what you do. I always enjoy your posts
Yes your write style is hard to understand.
But keep posting.
there is just style.
I’ve been an occasional visitor to BlueHatSeo for at least a couple of years now. Sometimes I fully understand what it is you’re talking about, other times not-so-much.
Your post on Advanced White Hat Techniques was clearly way over my head. I am adept at working with HTML and CSS, and have published PHP-driven sites on open-source platforms, but have never actually coded anything that actually involves ‘programming’. I once attempted to design a widget in javascript but could never get it to work properly.
My question is this: what do I need to learn in terms of technology (or anything else you might suggest) in order to comprehend posts such as the one listed above?
For what it’s worth, I’ve spent a good many hours reading various SEO blogs from across the web. In my opinion, of all the people whose blogs and/or articles, how-to’s etc. I have read, I would rate you in my top-3 (perhaps even as high as #1) SEO experts on the web who blog. I’ll refrain from naming names of some of the other big names with whose work I am familiar, as most if not all of your readers would undoubtedly recognize many of them and I don’t wish to slight anyone personally.
That said, there are a few names and faces that we’re all familiar with (they speak at every major conference - you know who they are) that are widely regarded as the best in the business, and perhaps deservedly so. However, I haven’t read anything they’ve written that would give me any indication they’re in your league as far as knowledge and skill goes. Maybe that’s deliberate, or maybe they’re just overrated. In any case, I’ve enjoyed your work for a long time now and am glad I finally got around to commenting and publicly stating what I have thought for a long time.
Keep blogging plz, it’s entertaining and useful
I agree with others: don’t stop writing!
I wait for you new posts!
Hydraulik
What an interesting post. I think you are hiding something.
I have always found your writing style very inspiring. You normally have like one trunk of ideas that are like “This is exactly what you do,” but with little branches that the reader can think about so that they can come to their own enhanced conclusions.
Your writing style is absolutely remarkable actually. People should study great writing skills.
I also have a very strange writing style, but you write clear as day to me.
Check out my writings at my Web Design & SEO Blog
I find your writing to be very understandable and refreshing.
Keep up the great work!
Karl
It’s hard to understand sometimes, I agree. But always very useful. Thanks.
I gotta admit, your style is a bit harder for me to understand than other blogs, but english is not my first language. And I guess yours is just more technical and deeper into the matter than the usual stuff.
I was really enjoying a couple of your posts b4 actually getting it all mixed up! This blue hat seo really takes time 2 learn, especially 4 us newbies…tanx 4 sharing!!!
i think it is hard sometime but i really like it
I like it the style…keep it up Eli!
No worries, I really like your style
I don’t think so, your opinion is very innovative, thanks
Very well, I like your style
What was that guy talking about Trojan in Java chat post.Is it really true.
so refreshing, unique, diffrent- i like thta style very much-so, keep on writing, blogging…rocking!
it is so good!i very agree with you
Lolz yeah thats true! oh well i like your style
LOL no Eli, we worship your style to be honest. you are very direct to the point with no nonsense.
Thats impossible. Where did you get those numbers?
He gets those numbers directly from the federal government of course. Also from the Federal Reserve of course. Oh yeah and 2012!!
Yeah, this blog seriously conspires!
That is your style and your tactics. I completely understand you and I love your posts because of the quality of content but also because of the particular writing style.
Sometimes I enjoy the process of writing the slightly gibbering SEO copywriting, but sometimes it can get quite annoying, stunting my writing. I like to ramble and not have to think about keywords once in a while!
It’s okay to experiment in a while. The quality of the blog is based on multiple posts, not just one.
No doubt the quality of the blogs is based on multiple post.
Thanks,
I think one quality wise post is the best from multiple posts.
Regards,
I knew it! It’s all a coverup of the fake moon landing!
pseudocode????????
Your Blog is very very good thinking
Eh, who youe spend a lot of money and reach you 1 in present few those of time of level of technical skill perhaps.
Pseudocode is useful on so many levels, although can be very confusing for those who do not understand. Regarding other conspiracy theories, is SEO a conspiracy? A full blown idea to throw the worlds search results into dis array!
What is Pseudocode????
This is the first time I’ve read about this. I keep learning new things everyday!
I don’t think so. Its not you have negative thinking. how you can say this.
Cellulite
Your post on Advanced White Hat Techniques was clearly way over my head.
thank you for you honest confection
Writing pseudo code is often very optimal to create some algorithm .. especially in search engines
Those that have a hard time reading your posts don’t know code period. I love the pseudocode approach because it gives your content so much breadth. I plan on asking more questions about the ideas the “pseudocode” (not trying to spam that word) produce in my brain. Keep posting often.
I really like the article it is very good post. and i think your article seems to be a tricky
you have the good knowledge about the SEO i hope you will give me the more articles
Nice, I like a little comedy! Your site has some great seo tactics, I’m always looking to learn more on optimization. Keep up on the posts!
I want to make my own SEO business so its very useful for me your post will guide me in proper way i hope more information about it n ur further post thx to share
Great article good advice
Only thing i would like to know, is not concerning you writing style, but WHAT ist “blue hat” SEO I only have white hat, dont know where my black hat
Dermitage
I think you’re lying. I believe you write exactally what you mean, you just don’t want us to know it.
well,My favourite conspiracy theory is about aliens. Supposedly the US government made a secret deal with them in the fifties. They would give us technology in exchange for permission to perform “safe” medical experiments on a few Americans.What do you think?
Is that a confession?
Thanks,
Steve
err, what did you just say? lol
Sydney SEO
Yeah yeah, good articles as always
I typically write in nudo-code. I just have to make sure the AC is on so I don’t get too chilly >:)
Almost certainly since their lives are uninteresting and plot theories are activity. I can tell you UFO’s are genuine but no one knows what they are so they create up theories on what they could be. Thanks
I have no problems, other than many pages are blocked by my work filter due to “naughty” words…
you have a very creative approach, and I enjoy it very much. Plus, the information that you offer is very insightful and helpful, so thank you so much for this - don’t quit any time soon!
Hey, this sounds silly…but what is pseudocode?
Great info. Keep on topic guys, please!
I think you are the right person.
very nice article. I will try to apply what I have learned to my current projects.
In my opinion you are the right person ……….. Thanks
Waiting for SEO Empire 2…
great post!
in my opinion:-So many people love conspiracies - mainly, I think, because such theories satisfy a need to have puzzling,
traumatic events explained.
But, given human fallibility, there have been very few actually successful major conspiracies in the annals of history.
Usually, incidents are the result of human error, miscalculation or downright stupidity rathen than of any vast conspiracy.
There could be some quality stuff here in the comments, shame.
had a great laugh over this post-
Is this pseudocode for generating lots of comments?
That sounds like some strange and interesting stuff. I’ll have to get a hold of it.
Give us more, o great master
Honestly speaking, I really love the way you write. I found your blog one of the most interesting because i liked the way you explained things.
Please keep posting.
I love pseudocode expresions.
if
boring post
while
boring post
function
translate post to pseudocode;
return more enjoyable/humorous post;
// Function call
if
boring post
while
boring post
This is my favorite take on the subject: “I am not interested in conspiracy theories; I am interested in the facts of conspiracies.”
However, I should note that this is a pseudopost, meaning that it really doesn’t exist, so you can all breathe a little easier.
I like your blog.. I like your style. Thanks!
Very interesting info, thanks for sharing!
You say the problem was very instructive, it is worth learning.
I dont really get what you mean, but I guess everyone has their own writing/blogging style.
I can think that, you are saying right in really but your bog writing style is very informative and i like more……………keep it up and write many blog for our visitors .Dual Action Cleanse Review
Good article Eli! I wish you a Happy New Year. Regards, Martin
“Great information, thanks!”
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I Liked this post. It was well-written. Thanks for sharing this wonderful information…. Nice tips and techniques foe an SEO
Your posts are fine.
Your write style is great.
you are great man! thank you for this nice article
Pseudocode is my first language! lol jk
your are very great man! For Nice Thinking of article.