So I’ve been playing around with Google Trends quite a bit lately. I’m lovin it so far. It allows you to view the search trends for any phrase (that of course gets searched for enough to warrant a big ass graph).
It also allows you to check out where the people are searching from. Whats with those creepy people from Indianapolis, Indiana searching for my name?
Upon saying the word creepy, it inevitably led to a question. What is the place with the largest majority of creepy low lifes on earth? I apologize in advance, but these are my findings.
Child Porn - Winner: Izmir, Turkey. (no surprise there sickos!)
Rape - Winners: Delhi India, Chennai India, Mumbai India. (I thought you respected your women)?
Stalking - Germany on all counts!
Eating Babies - Atlanta, GA (I won’t comment on this one. The guilty know who they are)
Free Pot - Winners: Bucharest Romania and Portland, OR (definitely no surprise there since Eugene Oregon shows up on stats as Portland Oregon).
Ebay Children - London down the board! (For never spending a dime on dental bills they sure do seem to want to get rid of their children)
Ugly Women - Britain taking the gold! (I actually fell out of my chair laughing at that one)
STD’s - Winner: St. Louis! (I am not shocked at all, but I still laughed histerically)
Also, Here’s an interesting one for you.
How to commit suicide - Winners: Brisbane Australia, Melbourne Australia, Perth Australia
And here I was thinking Australia was a fun place filled with surfing and cute koala bears.
Search for goatse.
Yes, we’re a sick nation, in a masochist way thank goodness
lmao, oh my god. Ok so i had no idea what goatse is. I checked it out. YOU ASSHOLE! haha. that was gross.
Cow Tipping - Atlanta, GA
I dunno goatse - but can’t be worse than bath tub girl. Won’t fall for that again
Ha, this is fun…never new about Google trends.
I don’t know why people in Australia are so
depressed…hot chicks = melbourne, australia
Wow. That last one makes me second guess my future venture of moving to Australia. Strange.
POT in Romanian is “can” (eg. I CAN eat shit)
or something like that
and free because were are a bunch of suckers
damn i hate my country…..
great post
i never heard before about have fun with google trends.
Thanks
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Is there a way to see Google trends for Australia ? any country other than US