Okay so this is way off topic and a lil’ off color, but I came up with a new word that I really want to become mainstream.

Groppling-1)Groping using your whole body. 2) Mixture of groping and grappling(wrestling).

It’s one of those words I can’t stop saying once I’ve started. Everytime it’s said i have to laugh histerically. So now that your vocabulary has expanded; the next time your in a club or something and there’s a hottie out of the dance floor. Tell your friends “Hang on, I gotta go gropple the hell out of this chick real fast.” They will instantly respect your decision to dance even though your a guy.

Girls, guys love to get groppled. If they had their decision between a really sexy rich doctor girl that loves video games and considers a level 30 Halo player as a potential father of their children and an average everday girl who considers being groppled as foreplay. They’ll take the groppler everytime.

So if we can unite as an Internet community and make groppling an everyday word. All of our lives would be much better. We can be in the grocery store and over hear someone talking about how got randomly groppled the night before by a complete stranger, and we can giggle for hours at their expense. If the english language had more funny words like groppling that would cause everyone to laugh for at least a little bit everyday all of our lives would be much better.

Groppling you all with love,
Eli