It’s not very often when you get to witness a brand new business idea take off from a seedling in the frontal right lobe of the brain and hatch into a profit maker and die right before your eyes. For anyone who has ever gotten to witness the birth and death of a business first hand, you can appreciate the simplistic beauty behind it. Here is an unedited transcript between a buddy and I that I would like to share, so everyone may partake in the beautiful rise and collapse of an empire.

WARNING: Strong language and sexual dialog. This dialog should be taken at entertainment purposes only.
i want to die says:
yo
Eli says:
hey what up
i want to die says:
not much
i want to die says:
hey i got a business idea for you
Eli says:
awesome
i want to die says:
www.STDating.com
i want to die says:
a dating website for people with stds
Eli says:
haha
i want to die says:
so you match people with an std with people with the same std
Eli says:
thats brilliant!
i want to die says:
so the can fuck as much as the want no worries
Eli says:
what if it’s crabs. that would just double the condition
Eli says:
their crabs might mate too
i want to die says:
true
Eli says:
but that is a damn good idea
Eli says:
they can submit pictures of their enflamed crotches
i want to die says:
im a genious
Eli says:
to show the severity of hte situation
Eli says:
you are a genious
i want to die says:
we would be famous
Eli says:
we would get laid
Eli says:
oh wait, we wouldn’t want that
Eli says:
but we would be rich
i want to die says:
yeah
Eli says:
first we get the kackis, then the jobs, then the cars, then the chicks
i want to die says:
yep
i want to die says:
then the stds
Eli says:
brilliant
i want to die says:
wich you can have
Eli says:
i’ll share
i want to die says:
no
i want to die says:
i will take the money
i want to die says:
you take the stds
Eli says:
ok but i get the kackis
i want to die says:
ok
i want to die says:
and i get to do the interveiws
i want to die says:
…drunk
Eli says:
ok
Eli says:
but i get some of your beer
i want to die says:
sure thing
Eli says:
deal
Eli says:
done
Eli says:
i made it
i want to die says:
you made it?
Eli says:
lets get rich
i want to die says:
ok
Eli says:
ok, now people are signing up
Eli says:
eww dude this is a bad idea
i want to die says:
ew
Eli says:
these people are fuglies
Eli says:
ewwwwwwwww!
Eli says:
ok i’m shutting down the site
i want to die says:
ha
Eli says:
well we still made about $4,000 lets pay taxes and then split it
i want to die says:
no taxes
Eli says:
your right taxes are a bad idea
i want to die says:
waity
i want to die says:
im a marine
Eli says:
lets invest it in tighter underwear for old men
i want to die says:
taxes pay my asallery
i want to die says:
salary
Eli says:
cus they have saggy balls
i want to die says:
ew
Eli says:
ok i invested the money
Eli says:
lets see how the market goes
Eli says:
oh no! it’s dropping like saggy balls drop when they come out of the shower
Eli says:
oh wait no it’s rising now
Eli says:
no……old men can’t get it up
Eli says:
we’re broke again dude
Eli says:
well it was a good business venture
Eli says:
nice workin with ya, but i gotta go get drunk
i want to die says:
good deal\me too
Eli says:
lata