Comments on: Top SEO Secrets

by: police cars for sale

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:25:55 +0000

I can’t believe the cheek of some of these companies…

by: seo

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:06:48 +0000

There are many other secrets which i am not going to tell you

by: Sanchi

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:50:31 +0000

You are correct Neil….

by: neil strauss

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:05:45 +0000

This is funny man. I bet she must have got some customers though! If a person has not learnt any SEO in their life, they have no idea how they get ranked higher, and having an picture of an half business woman half house wife picture in their homepage sounds plausible! lol

by: Spammy Mc Spam Spam

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:41:57 +0000

Ohh, my, fucking, holy, god. This is hilarious! How does this post only have 8 comments. This is the funniest post on this blog ever! (and this is the best blog ever)

by: Rick

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:18:05 +0000

I love your blog.

By the way Is this gogeous half house / half business woman available?

by: LondonSEO

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:09:51 +0000

ROLF !!! ))))))

This blog is the best blog ever! Eli I would like to meet you one day… maybe I can hold a mobile phone and you can take a picture of me standing near a half business woman and half house wife, that will save you time for all your websites…

lol

by: Paul

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:04:25 +0000

Very amusing.

I have taken down some notes and intend on applying those valuable techniques to my own websites. Im hoping to reach No.1 position for “MP3″, “Video” and also “Sex”. I realise it might be a little trickier so Im going to use not 1 but 2 pics of women that look like “half business woman and half house wife” to ensure my success, wish me luck. Thanks in advance.

by: Martin

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:45:28 +0000

I just got here from digg and what can I say - you made my day! a classic…

by: madtelemarketer

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:23:07 +0000

Hey Eli, you know what, i think i need such an advice, i really liked “the easier you spread the knowledge the easier for people to accpet you as an expert”, starting today i will apply it from the very first call, and i wish it will work out,
later

by: Monty Loree- AdMan

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 17:11:01 +0000

hilarious…

by: Eli

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 16:21:24 +0000

Well hello telemarketer, I am stoked you decided to do some reading up on SEO. It truly is the first step to making your company legitimate. As shitty as being a telemarketer is, being a con artist is worse. However “mean blogger” is not the proper term you should use to refer to me. After all I did take it quite light on you, despite my opinions on your business. I never posted your company name or website address(I noticed you didn’t either). I also never mentioned your name or your clients website. In the future please refer to me as “mean telephone person.” Which is so true and obvious even I was forced to admit it on the post.

I’m sure at the point of reading the post you were too pissed about the information than to actually heed some of the advice. I may not have very much experience in gathering SEO clients, but I will be happy to share my big secret to gaining clients with you.

The more knowledgeable you are in regards to your business, the more knowledge you can pass on to your clients. The more accurate knowledge you spread to your clients in an easy to understand manner, the easier it is for them to accept you as an expert in your field. Once they accept you as an expert in your field they know they can trust you enough to hire.

Sorry if this went against your “i really thought u were that simple-minded” policy. You tried to play me for a fool, and I played you for a fool. So the way I see it is, we’re even. Perhaps if I would of gotten the call when you had a little more experience and could of successfully explained SEO to a newbie like myself instead of trying to hustle me with your “keyword technician” I probably would of been really impressed. The post might have had a little more of a recommendation tone to it than a HAHA WTF? tone.
ps. Mentioning you was my pleasure

by: madtelemarketer

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 13:39:04 +0000

thanks alot for making me look like a total jerk.its not half the crappy job u think it is by the way and when ur short for money u wouldnt mind taking it either.anyways about me explaining all the details about google and search engines etc, i really thought u were that simple-minded since the nintendo sounds couldve proven my point under different circumstances..well as crappy as ur post sounded at least i get my first mention in a blog.thanks u mean blogger person:)later