The Diet Cartel


#1

Continuing the discussion from Introduce yourself, what's your story?:

I think this would be a pretty good story to get going, but would need some of the members to sign up. @skoh care to try and sway em?

All names have been given nicknames of my choosing until well, someone gives a shit I suppose
I'll start it.
Handsome was the mastermind of this operation. To me he will always be my modern day Peter Theil. I still remember when the story started for me.

I had the chance encounter of getting invited in to a chat run by DarkMindOverlord, and out of no where I happened to be stumbling across everyone setting up to go to ASW, and there was chatter of a party happening.

I had recently started to do quite well in flash gaming seo with blue hat tactics so I decided I would buy my way into the party. I hit up Handsome and said I wanted to sponsor the party. He was a bit taken back that I had only been in this other chat, no one knew crap about me, and I wanted to sponsor a party, but said ok.

Told me to paypal the Elder.

I did, I was on the list for the party, I had no idea what to expect.

Time to book flights to Vegas.

I walk into the Palm casino pretty early, around 7pm, I figured I should probably get to the party since handsome said it started at 7pm.

Like most parties in Vegas, I don't think they actually expected anyone to show up on time. Clearly I was new to this. When I got there the bouncer just assumed I was suppose to be there didn't even ask me to see my name on the list. Just let me walk in.

I look around and I think to myself, "well I dropped some coin I figure I might as well get a beer." I go to the barish island area and there is a shit ton of beer. I grab one and start drinking it. At this point there are two people standing directly across from me and as I am drinking from my beer I hear
"So this nader guy just randomly sent me $1,000"

I go "Hey that's me!"

Right there got to meet Handsome and Elder. So it started.


#2

I figure I will just keep updating the main post days I am bored, till I branch off another topic as the next chapter.


#3

We need to get the SEO Jesus in here. lol

and where is grindstone? That hoe from Ida.

Another Vegas trip sounds fun!


#4

Man vegas would be nice. I don't know, I think I can't ask them to join any more. I spammed my way out of their hearts one too many times. Must, rebuild, strength