They stole your articles didn’t they?

You didn’t even know until they outranked you.

They jacked your $50 lander without a single thought to how you’d feel?

Insensitive pricks

They violated your salescopy with synonyms.

Probably didn’t even use a rubber.

They rank #8 and you rank #9 on EVERY KEYWORD!

bastards!

Listen, why don’t you just relax. Have a seat over there and enjoy an Otterpop. You obviously Googled this article for a reason. No one reads this blog anymore. I haven’t even updated since November or so I hear. Literally, Someone had to tell me I haven’t updated since November. I didn’t check so I’m just going to assume they wouldn’t bullshit me. The point is you have anger issues and would like to turn those anger issues into an anger problem. That’s cool I’ll show ya how, but first lose your initital instinct to go troll a forum asking about ways to take down a competitors website which inevitably leads to trying to find a hacker. Don’t be stupid illegal shit will ruin you eventually. Instead join the vigilante team to be a real jerk about it.

Here ya go. This is the del.icio.us captcha busted in Python.

#!/usr/bin/python
import Image,time,random,glob,re,os,sys

##$$$$
train = raw_input("train? (y/n)")
if(train == "y") : train= True
else: train = False
##
fileName = ''.join(sys.argv[1:])
def getNeighbourhood(i,width,height,pixels):
	results = []
	try:
		if(pixels[i+1] != 0): results.append(i+1)
		if(pixels[i-1] != 0): results.append(i-1)
		if(pixels[i-width] != 0): results.append(i-width)
		if(pixels[i+width] != 0): results.append(i+width)
		if(pixels[i-width+1] != 0): results.append(i-width+1)
		if(pixels[i+width+1] != 0): results.append(i+width+1)
		if(pixels[i-width-1] != 0): results.append(i-width-1)
		if(pixels[i+width-1] != 0): results.append(i+width-1)
	except:pass
	return results
now = time.time()
captcha = Image.open(fileName)
(width,height) = captcha.size
pixels = list(captcha.getdata())
i=0
for pixel in pixels:
	if (pixel == 2): pixels[i] = 0
	i+=1
toclean = []
for i in xrange(len(pixels)):
	neighbourhood = getNeighbourhood(i,width,height,pixels)
	if (len(neighbourhood) < 4) : 	pixels[i] = 0

captcha.putdata(pixels)
started=False
lowestY,highestY,count = 0,10000,0
captchas = []
slant = 15
for x in xrange(width):
	hasBlack = False
	for y in xrange(height):
		thisPixel = captcha.getpixel((x,y))
		if(thisPixel != 0):
			if(started == False):
				started=True
				firstX = x
				firstY = y
			else:
				lastX = x
			if(y > lowestY): lowestY = y
			if(y< highestY): highestY = y
			hasBlack = True
	if((hasBlack == False) and (started==True)):
		if((lowestY - highestY) > 4):
			croppingBox = (firstX,highestY,lastX,lowestY)
			newCaptcha = captcha.crop(croppingBox)
			if(train):
				text = raw_input(”char:n”)
				try: os.mkdir(”/home/dbyte/deliciousImages/” + text)
				except:pass
				text__ = “/home/dbyte/deliciousImages/” + text + “/” + str(random.randint(1,100000)) + “-.png”
				newCaptcha.resize((20,30)).save(text__)
				text_ = “/home/dbyte/deliciousImages/” + text + “/” + str(random.randint(1,100000)) + “-.png”
				newCaptcha.resize((20,30)).rotate(slant).save(text_)
				text_ = “/home/dbyte/deliciousImages/” + text + “/” + str(random.randint(1,100000)) + “-.png”
				newCaptcha.resize((20,30)).rotate(360 - slant).save(text_)
				captchas.append(Image.open(text__))
			else:
				#text = str(count)
				#text = “tmp-delicious-” + text + “.png”
				#newCaptcha.save(text)
				captchas.append(newCaptcha.resize((20,30)))

			started=False
			lowestY,highestY = 0,10000
			count +=1
if(train == False):

	imageFolders = os.listdir(”/home/dbyte/deliciousImages/”)
	images =[]
	for imageFolder in imageFolders:
		imageFiles = glob.glob(”/home/dbyte/deliciousImages/” + imageFolder + “/*.png”)
		for imageFile in imageFiles:
			pixels = list(Image.open(imageFile).getdata())
			for i in xrange(len(pixels)):
				if pixels[i] != 0: pixels[i] = 1
			images.append((pixels,imageFolder))

	crackedString = “”
	for captcha in captchas:
		bestSum,bestChar = 0,”"
		captchaPixels = list(captcha.getdata())
		for i in xrange(len(captchaPixels)):
			if captchaPixels[i] != 0: captchaPixels[i] = 1
		for imageAll in images:
			thisSum = 0
			pixels = imageAll[0]
			for i in xrange(len(captchaPixels)):
				try:
					if(captchaPixels[i] == pixels[i]): thisSum+=1
				except: pass
			if(thisSum > bestSum):
				bestSum = thisSum
				bestChar = imageAll[1]
		crackedString += bestChar
	print crackedString
	#print “time taken: ” + str(time.time() - now)

Perfectly Optimized Google Image Code

Keyword

keyword

Top Determined Factors

1) Keyword in same table cell as image.

2) Keyword below or above image in DIV or floating DIV.

3) Keyword in ALT tag.

4) Keyword in image name and image meta file summary.

5) Keyword in same paragraph as image.

Acceptable Code

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