thanks alot for making me look like a total jerk.its not half the crappy job u think it is by the way and when ur short for money u wouldnt mind taking it either.anyways about me explaining all the details about google and search engines etc, i really thought u were that simple-minded since the nintendo sounds couldve proven my point under different circumstances..well as crappy as ur post sounded at least i get my first mention in a blog.thanks u mean blogger person:)later

Well hello telemarketer, I am stoked you decided to do some reading up on SEO. It truly is the first step to making your company legitimate. As shitty as being a telemarketer is, being a con artist is worse. However “mean blogger” is not the proper term you should use to refer to me. After all I did take it quite light on you, despite my opinions on your business. I never posted your company name or website address(I noticed you didn’t either). I also never mentioned your name or your clients website. In the future please refer to me as “mean telephone person.” Which is so true and obvious even I was forced to admit it on the post.

I’m sure at the point of reading the post you were too pissed about the information than to actually heed some of the advice. I may not have very much experience in gathering SEO clients, but I will be happy to share my big secret to gaining clients with you.

The more knowledgeable you are in regards to your business, the more knowledge you can pass on to your clients. The more accurate knowledge you spread to your clients in an easy to understand manner, the easier it is for them to accept you as an expert in your field. Once they accept you as an expert in your field they know they can trust you enough to hire.

Sorry if this went against your “i really thought u were that simple-minded” policy. You tried to play me for a fool, and I played you for a fool. So the way I see it is, we’re even. Perhaps if I would of gotten the call when you had a little more experience and could of successfully explained SEO to a newbie like myself instead of trying to hustle me with your “keyword technician” I probably would of been really impressed. The post might have had a little more of a recommendation tone to it than a HAHA WTF? tone.
ps. Mentioning you was my pleasure

hilarious…

Hey Eli, you know what, i think i need such an advice, i really liked “the easier you spread the knowledge the easier for people to accpet you as an expert”, starting today i will apply it from the very first call, and i wish it will work out,
later

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Very amusing.

I have taken down some notes and intend on applying those valuable techniques to my own websites. Im hoping to reach No.1 position for “MP3″, “Video” and also “Sex”. I realise it might be a little trickier so Im going to use not 1 but 2 pics of women that look like “half business woman and half house wife” to ensure my success, wish me luck. Thanks in advance.

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This blog is the best blog ever! Eli I would like to meet you one day… maybe I can hold a mobile phone and you can take a picture of me standing near a half business woman and half house wife, that will save you time for all your websites…

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Ohh, my, fucking, holy, god. This is hilarious! How does this post only have 8 comments. This is the funniest post on this blog ever! (and this is the best blog ever)

This is funny man. I bet she must have got some customers though! If a person has not learnt any SEO in their life, they have no idea how they get ranked higher, and having an picture of an half business woman half house wife picture in their homepage sounds plausible! lol

You are correct Neil….

There are many other secrets which i am not going to tell you

I can’t believe the cheek of some of these companies…

Eli himself is a great webmaster,seo etc etc..
I dont think that this website needs seo..

This is the best blog forever.

In my life as the IT Manager of a localized small business I get these calls all the time. Some telemarketing firm wanting to sell SEO services for the company web site.

The most frustrating part of the scenario is they usually don’t know the URL of our web site before they call (and so haven’t done any due diligence) but neither have they checked to see that we already rank in the top #1-5 in google on the very desirable search terms that companies in our industry are trying to get.

[1] SEO Scam Artists

This is pretty hilarious. Scam companies made a GOOD job of exposing themselves who they really are! It’s a good joke.

This is a really funny joke. Made my day!

This is really a top secret.

Thanks for providing nice SEO tips because i am working in IT firm but i don’t know such tips.

Thanks for the nice tips, they will really help me a lot.

You are genuine blog author because you have provided the true information about of SEO work.

I put the ideas in anyway, lol.

oh my this is gold.

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Hi all,
Can these points seriously do something to website promotion, i think last point have some value, anyways thanks for info.

Nice information if is works.

Nothning will happen with such techniques.

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After reading this post, me and my friends from SEO company couldn`t stop laughing. It`s the best joke ever

I`m telemarketer too, but I`m not telling people such a rubbish.

thanx for topicx …

Great story! Strange how they did not even know your homepage or have done any research, but are so sure they can help you!

The tip about the women is priceless… I always heard that having a picture of a half naked women would do wonders to my business …

Very intereating article. Thanks because it is the useful knowledge.

I had got the excellent knowledge related to SEO and how we can ranked top #1 for our keywords. I liked all the 3 ways depicted by you and I will implement these ways for my site. I hope I will get the good rank in SERPS by implementing these ways.

Ha! This is pretty funny! I don’t think I would trust an [2] seo firm that had to resort to cold calling. Would rather go by proven results.

Ha! This is pretty funny! I don’t think I would trust an seo firm that had to resort to cold calling. Would rather go by proven results

You are really smart blog man.

This is funny man. I bet she must have got some customers though! If a person has not learnt any SEO in their life, they have no idea how they get ranked higher, and having an picture of an half business woman half house wife picture in their homepage sounds plausible!

I can’t believe the cheek of some of these companies…

I would like to give you great thanks for offering nice SEO tips. Actually I am working in IT company and so I got several new ideas and knowledge about SEO. Thanks.

Classic, cold calling… Wow…

I am a little confused. Is the woman telling the truth? Using such kind of photos can help my site reach the top on serps?

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that secret’s really well known now

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i woudn´t believe seo company that is doing cold calling. Their seo results should persuade clients

I want to know how u can take the first Position in the google search about ( Top Seo secrets ) ???

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ROFL! Imagine this broad doing your SEO. And making you pay for it. “Hey, I thought you were simple-minded”. Priceless.

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afdYou made some respectable factors there. I appeared on the web for the problem and found most individuals will associate with with your website.

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Hello Sean, really nice hack to be implemented.
But keeping both Facebook comments and WP’s default comment box doesn’t seem a good idea. Can we integrate both into one? (Avoiding 2 boxes for comments, and retaining all comments with you even tho’ they are shown in fb as well…)

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This is a great example.

Great tip. Thanks for sharing them!

I do agree with all of the ideas you have presented in your post. They’re really convincing and will definitely work. Still, the posts are too short for newbies. Could you please extend them a bit from next time? Thanks for the post.

I do agree with all of the ideas you have presented in your post. They’re really convincing and will definitely work. Still, the posts are too short for newbies. Could you please extend them a bit from next time? Thanks for the post.

I do agree with all of the ideas you have presented in your post. They’re really convincing and will definitely work. Still, the posts are too short for newbies.

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i really liked “the easier you spread the knowledge the easier for people to accpet you as an expert”, starting today i will apply it from the very first call, and i wish it will work out,

As you already said, you should have mercy with those calling people. Perhaps she didn´t really know what SEO is… one the other hand, those marketing techniques are annoying.. the best argument for a SEO company is its ranking.

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thank for share. i try it now.

I do agree with all of the ideas you have presented in your post. They’re really convincing and will definitely work. Still, the posts are too short for newbies. Could you please extend them a bit from next time? Thanks for the post.

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